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In todayโ€™s 216 Scoop Edition:

  • Here comes crazy: March Madness hits Cleveland

  • Cleveland Comedy Awards: Roll out the red carpet, laughs & drinks

  • Baby announcement: Zoo welcomes sloth bear and you get to name her

  • An iconic Cleveland building is getting torn down

  • MAC Tournament Guide to Downtown Bars and Restaurants

  • Swiss thrash-metal royalty Coroner invades No Class



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Here comes crazy: March Madness hits Cleveland

Photos courtesy MAC and Rocket Arena

From March Madness to truly maddeningโ€ฆ Downtown is going to be buzzing the next six days with basketball fans and St. Patrickโ€™s Day partyers.

The action starts with the 2025 MAC Basketball Tournament.

At 11 a.m. today, the MAC women start their side of the tourney when Ball State faces Western Michigan. Itโ€™s the first of four games. The winners play each other on Friday. The championship game is 11 a.m. Saturday.

The MAC men get started 11 a.m., when top-seed Akron takes on Bowling Green. There are three other games, including the final game of the day, when Kent State plays Western Michigan. Winners in the bracket move to play on Friday. The championship game is 7:30 p.m. Saturday.

For game and ticket info, go here.

The tournament will attract out-of-towners from Michigan, Indiana, New York and around Ohio.

Check out our MAC Bar and Restaurant Guide in the 216 Rundown below. And, yes, weโ€™ll be running our St. Patrickโ€™s Day Guide on Friday.

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Cleveland Comedy Awards: Roll out the red carpet, laughs and drinks

Photos by John Petkovic and Hilarities

Building a vibrant comedy scene means more than just booking big names. Nick Kostis knows that very well.

For 40 years, heโ€™s owned and operated Hilarities, the Cleveland club that has booked the stars of comedy โ€“ from Tim Allen to Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Burr, Jimmy Dore, Louis CK and Marc Maron. And heโ€™s had the privilege of hosting many, like Seinfeld and Burr, long before they were stars.

โ€œBill Burr was an opening act when we booked him,โ€ says Kostis. โ€œA lot of club owners think theyโ€™re in showbiz, but our role is to provide a stage and nurture and develop comedy โ€“ without that stage there is no scene.โ€

Heโ€™s seen the local scene develop and grow โ€“ thanks to that stage, but also by pairing area comedians with national headliners.

โ€œYou bring in national acts and then pair them with local performers and see the interactions with the audience,โ€ he says. โ€œThe excitement is infectious; it grows the audience and introduces people to talent we have here.โ€

At 7:30 p.m. Thursday, you can catch a glimpse of the scene when Hilarities hosts the 5thย Annual Cleveland Comedy Award.

โ€‹The event honors and showcases talent in Clevelandโ€™s comedy scene with, yes, awards, but also that all-important stage. More than an opening of envelopes and presentation of awards, it rolls out a variety of acts, hosted by John Armstrong. For more info, go here.

Baby announcement: Zoo welcomes sloth bear and you get to name her

Photo courtesy Cleveland Metroparks Zoo

The stock market is down and the worldโ€™s a mess. But even the most die-hard of pessimists will melt when they see the latest addition to the Cleveland Metroparks.

The zoo has just announced the birth of a sloth bear cub. She was born in December at a mere 16 ounces.

After bonding behind the scenes โ€“ sloth bear cubs are completely dependent on mom after theyโ€™re born โ€“ sheโ€™s almost ready for her coming-out party.

This spring, the cub will debut at the zooโ€™s Susieโ€™s Bear Hollow.

But first: The zoo is asking the public to vote on a name for the cub, whoโ€™s now 8.2 pounds and able to climb. Go here.

Voters can make a donation to support the conservation of the vulnerable species.

โ€œThe public naming opportunityย gives our community the ability to make an impact to secure a future for wildlife by helping to protect sloth bears in the wild,โ€ Cleveland Metroparks Zooโ€™s Executive Director Dr. Chris Kuhar.ย 

Sloth bears are native to India and Sri Lanka and face major threats, including habitat loss and degradation due to human population growth and human-wildlife conflict.

An iconic Cleveland building is getting torn down

Contemporary photos by John Petkovic. Historical via Cleveland Public Library. Catalogs via Smithsonian Museum.

The wrecking ball is coming for an iconic American department store. The Sears building in Middleburg Heights is being demolished to make way for a Meijer superstore.

Closed since 2017, the location remained a popular stop for โ€œruin pornโ€ photographers in search of Abandoned America.

Not just because it represented a long-gone era of shopping and the death of the mall. Itโ€™s a hulking example of Googie-style design that became all the rage in the Space Age โ€˜60s.

Cleveland has few examples of the design left standing and the Southland Mall building was one of the biggest.

Opened in 1962, it was an attempt to modernize the brand, which started in 1887 and once had 4,000 locations and a dozen in Northeast Ohio.

Sears revolutionized shopping with iconic catalogs that sold everything from houses to hubcaps. Ah, those were different times. Sears went bankrupt in 2019.

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The 216 Rundown

MAC Tournament Guide to Downtown Bars and Restaurants

Geraciโ€™s Slice Shop, 603 Prospect Avenue: A slice of pizza or a calzone served with an old-school vibe and โ€™80 tunes playing over the speakers makes for a fast, fun stop in between games.

Whiskey Bar, 2123 East Second Street: Itโ€™s located around the corner from the arena, boasts killer whiskey and Scotch lists and a simple, yet sophisticated food menu. Also feels like a European inn.

Clevelander, 834 Huron Road: It's always a magnet for party-hearty sports fans. Cheap beer pitchers. Rah-rah sports memorabilia on the walls. And a crowd that's proud to get loud.

Masthead Brewing, 1261 Superior Ave., Cleveland: Pizza and beer, beer and pizza. Both are great here โ€“ so are the vibes.

Bar 32 at the Cleveland Hilton Downtown, 100 East Lakeside Avenue: If youโ€™re an out-of-towner, hit the 32ndย floor of the Hilton. Fine cocktails, but the sights stir the drinkโ€ฆ Lots of windows offering views of the lake and the city.

Barrio, 503 Prospect Avenue: The downtown location of the build-you-own taco empire is usually packed โ€“ but the service is fast nd the tequila is fine.

Betts at Kimpton Schofield Hotel, 2000 East Ninth Street: A shelter from the crowd that has big-city chic. But there's nothing stuffy about this hang and the prices hit right down the middle.

Pizza 216, 401 Euclid Avenue: A go-to stop because it's high-temp oven can complete a pie in a handful of minutes. The menu focuses on a wide range of thin-crust pizzas, including the Pierogi Pie.

Jack Cleveland Casino, 100 Public Square: The sportsbook area is a fun place to people watch โ€“ and the screens are big and are loaded with games.

Nuevo Modern Mexican, 1000 East Ninth Street: The Mexican-American spot rolls out margaritas, tequila, Mexican food and stellar viewsย of North Coast Harbor and Voinovich Park.

Corner Alley, 402 Euclid Avenue: Yes, the bar area shows games on the TVs. You can play, too โ€“ thanks to the bowling alley and arcade-style games.

Harry Buffalo, 2120 East Fourth Street: A short walk from the arena means itโ€™s usually packed before a game. Beers, wings and TV sets.

Wild Eagle Saloon, 921 Huron Road: Old-school video games, ping pong, bocce and pool tables to go with a party-hearty vibe, lots of beers and fast-serve menu.

Good Pizza, 2057 East Fourth Street: Unique takes on NY-style pies along with salads and an olive-oil cake โ€“ and a five-minute walk from Rocket Arena.

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NOTES ON A COCKTAIL NAPKIN

Sports, Entertainment, & Culture

Photo courtesy Coroner

7 p.m. Thursday

Swiss thrash-metal kings Coroner is celebrating its 40th anniversary with a U.S. tour that brings it to No Class, 11213 Detroit Avenue, Cleveland. Formed in 1985, the band has mixed thrash with avant-garde, classical and jazz to create a particular brand of musical mayhem. Also on the bill is Deceased and Necroprophecy. For tickets, go here.

VINTAGE CLEVELAND

The 1941 photo of the main Cleveland location of Sears, 8501 Carnegie Avenue. the department store revolutionized shopping via its catalogs โ€” in 1888 โ€” but those were very different days. It filed for bankruptcy in 2019.

Photo courtesy Cleveland Public Library

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Live Shows in the 216

Wednesday, March 12, 2025

  • Marcia Ball ๐Ÿ“ Music Box Supper Club ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 PM

  • Morgan Wade ๐Ÿ“ Agora Theatre & Ballroom ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 PM

  • Nu-Metal Revival ๐Ÿ“ Mercury Music Lounge ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Secret Movie Night ๐Ÿ“ Grog Shop ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 PM

  • Josey Scott - Original Voice of Saliva (NU METAL REVIVAL TOUR) ๐Ÿ“ Mercury Music Lounge ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • David Howley ๐Ÿ“ The G.A.R. Hall ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • The Shackletons ๐Ÿ“ Mahall's ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Facet ๐Ÿ“ The Little Rose Tavern ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Category 7 ๐Ÿ“ The Asylum at TempleLive Cleveland ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Anthony Lovano's Supernatural Band ๐Ÿ“ Beachland Ballroom & Tavern ๐Ÿ•– 7:30 PM

  • Elizabeth Cook ๐Ÿ“ Agora Theater & Ballroom ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 PM

  • Jamaal Cody ๐Ÿ“ Dunlap's Corner Bar ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 PM

  • Team Awesome ๐Ÿ“ Happy Dog ๐Ÿ•– 9:00 PM

Thursday, March 13, 2025

  • Jon Garey (Dragonfly Winery Open Mic/Showcase Event) ๐Ÿ“ Dragonfly Winery ๐Ÿ•– 6:00 PM

  • Danny Christian ๐Ÿ“ Ballantine ๐Ÿ•– 6:00 PM

  • Super Famous Fun Time Guys ๐Ÿ“ The Madison ๐Ÿ•– 6:30 PM

  • Alla Xul Elu ๐Ÿ“ The Madison ๐Ÿ•– 6:30 PM

  • Beppe Gambetta ๐Ÿ“ Christ Evangelical Lutheran Church ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Kindred Valley ๐Ÿ“ The Rialto Theatre ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Kestrels ๐Ÿ“ Mahall's ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Deceased ๐Ÿ“ No Class ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Ceci Taylor ๐Ÿ“ Pickleback's Medina (in The Common Ground Market) ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Norside Organ Trio ๐Ÿ“ Live @ Bop Stop feat. Tommy Lehman (Trumpet) ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Don DC Curry ๐Ÿ“ Edwin J. Thomas Performing Arts Hall ๐Ÿ•– 7:30 PM

  • Thor Platter Band (Solo acoustic at Quinn's Bay Village) ๐Ÿ“ Quinn's Bay Village ๐Ÿ•– 7:30 PM

  • Donzii ๐Ÿ“ Beachland Ballroom & Tavern ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 PM

  • Tomeka Reid ๐Ÿ“ The Treelawn ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 PM

  • Vibes ๐Ÿ“ B Side Lounge ๐Ÿ•– 9:00 PM

  • Wasted Society ๐Ÿ“ Happy Dog ๐Ÿ•– 9:00 PM

Friday, March 14, 2025

  • Thor Platter Band (Solo acoustic happy hour) ๐Ÿ“ Forest City Brewery ๐Ÿ•– 5:00 PM

  • Aaron Stanley ๐Ÿ“ Lost Trail Winery ๐Ÿ•– 5:00 PM

  • Alex Dominish ๐Ÿ“ Bummin' Beaver Brewery ๐Ÿ•– 6:00 PM

  • Maria Petti ๐Ÿ“ Bar 32 @ the Hilton ๐Ÿ•– 6:00 PM

  • Bethany Joy Music ๐Ÿ“ Underdog w/ Zach Angeloni & Nolan Cavano ๐Ÿ•– 6:00 PM

  • Bethany Joy ๐Ÿ“ Happy Dog ๐Ÿ•– 6:00 PM

  • Parlor Greens ๐Ÿ“ Mahall's ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Sarah Gross & The Killjoys ๐Ÿ“ Oberlin Conservatory ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Daniel Rylander ๐Ÿ“ The Rialto Theatre ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Holdfast. ๐Ÿ“ The Asylum at Masonic Temple ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Execution Day ๐Ÿ“ The Foundry ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Vincent Antone ๐Ÿ“ The Winchester ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Corey Conway (Conway Brothers Trio LIVE w/ Navingale & Daniel Rylander) ๐Ÿ“ TBD ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Zoso - The Ultimate Led Zeppelin Experience ๐Ÿ“ Robins Theatre ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 PM

  • Navingale ๐Ÿ“ The Rialto Theatre ๐Ÿ•– 7:30 PM

  • Erika Dohi ๐Ÿ“ International Contemporary Ensemble at Oberlin ๐Ÿ•– 7:30 PM

  • THE TAYLOR PARTY ๐Ÿ“ House of Blues Cleveland ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 PM

  • Joanne Shaw Taylor ๐Ÿ“ Experience Hendrix ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 PM

  • Eric Johnson ๐Ÿ“ MGM Northfield Park Center Stage ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 PM

  • Marshall Crenshaw ๐Ÿ“ Beachland Ballroom & Tavern ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 PM

  • Chris Trapper ๐Ÿ“ The Treelawn ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 PM

  • NARUTO: The Symphonic Experience ๐Ÿ“ KeyBank State Theatre ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 PM

  • Hillbilly Casino ๐Ÿ“ Beachland Ballroom & Tavern ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 PM

  • Kenny Wayne Shepherd ๐Ÿ“ Experience Hendrix ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 PM

  • Hold Fast ๐Ÿ“ TempleLive Cleveland Masonic ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 PM

  • BIG IN JAPAN ๐Ÿ“ Tommy Boy's Pub ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 PM

The 216 Sports Area

Upcoming Games

Cavaliers

Away vs. Memphis Grizzlies, 8 p.m., Friday.

Menโ€™s and Womenโ€™s MAC Basketball Tournaments

March 12-15 at Rocket Arena

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